Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.