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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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To find a tight seal

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.