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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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They're both looking for a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.