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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal