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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!