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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.