Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
He Reddit.
Abort - Bort - Bort!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!
Because she had an interest in the principal.
A stable economy
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!