What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again