What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.