Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Chernobyl fall out.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.
Because it never gets old.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
A VeterinArian.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
