Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
The retail store
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
Because they love torrents.
Pink eye
A VeterinArian.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
