Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Aston Vanilla!
I love Satan
Pink eye
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...