Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
She became an anchor...
Someone pushed her
A knock-knocktopus.
Back achoo!
A VeterinArian.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...