Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
