Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.