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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.