Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
A snowfake.
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!