Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Whichever you'll excel in, son.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
