How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.