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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.