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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.