Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!