Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"