Exchange Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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A quarter.

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It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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She's trans parent

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Cake.

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It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Euthanasia.

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