Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Tldr Jokes More Tldr Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!