Check, mate!
They exchange cell numbers.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Exchange him.
In a pellet court!
Because he never let the dust settle.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
Check, mate.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
They work it out with a pencil.
How'd that work out for him
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
The hippocampus.
Euthanasia.