Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Canadian Mint Jokes More Canadian Mint Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Malaysia Jokes More Malaysia Jokes

What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.