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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.