What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

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It checks the tornado watch.

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With a tuna.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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They admit de feet.

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

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Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!