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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..