What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change it to what

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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.