They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
I'm not coming in *this morning*
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
Beep Beep Beep...
He got crped out.
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Double check, mate
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*