They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
So they can watch the battle
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Prison food
He French-kissed a power outlet
Enough to make a bone hard.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*