What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

French Kiss Jokes More French Kiss Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Australian Kiss Jokes More Australian Kiss Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.