The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Because business was very light.
With a crowbar
To look more like their mom.
So we don't poke our eyes out.
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
They make out like bandits.
