Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.