The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Like a glove.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
The closing of the Borders.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
I have no ideer.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
With tulips.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*