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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror