Because someone threw a fridge at him.
She saw the salad dressing.
A fridge --
A match maiden heaven
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Pier pressure
Just cos.
Attire.*
It's a fish.