Because someone threw a fridge at him.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Lettuce Go!
Somebody threw the towel in.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
A crowbar.
Wanna go ride a bike?
Lets go play on our bikes.