Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

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At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.