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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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We don't miss Harambe.

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Because they'd miss each other.

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A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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With a crow bar.

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Sir Francis Brake!

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Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Llamaste.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.