Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?