Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?