What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.