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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!