What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

Udder destruction

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.