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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.