What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.