What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.