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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!