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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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