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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui