Spits*
Lawn chair.
They take things literally.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Because Chernobyl fall out
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A nun on a spit
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
There close to the ground.
Pants.
