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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*