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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator