What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*