The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Removed
Listening to an antijoke.
Because it liked the tick talk.
Are you ticklish?
My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Put a windshield in front of her.
It freaks out the dogs!
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
A pub.
Your career
Ground and federal expresso
The leash goes slack.
How high you tie it on a tree.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
When the leash goes slack.