The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
I'm Slavic and I know it
Depressed.
It Hertz
Allah-t. Thanks for listening.
Hip-pop.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
Oher's NFL career
Hello ladies.
Tree fellas
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Littering.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
The leash goes slack
A short one!
The leash goes slack.
