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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What is the best Spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.