The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He felt dinosore.
Rub-a-dubstep!
HIP HOP
A zip.
I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
It freaks out the dogs!
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
Patty O'Furniture
Sinkhole de Mayo
Your career
A short one!
The leash goes slack.
When the leash goes slack.