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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.