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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.