How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.