How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.