How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron