How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.