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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.