How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.