What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.