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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!