What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!