What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles