What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!