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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.