Bird Jokes

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Symbolize Jokes More Symbolize Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

What's your opinion on birds?

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

What language do birds speak?

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

What kind of bird does not make babies?

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

How many people can ride on a bird?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

How do birds kiss?

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

What do you call a religious bird?

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

What kind of bird flies around bays?

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a religious owl?

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

How do birds record their songs?

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

What Bird?

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

What kind of bird always sticks together?

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Why do birds live in nests?

What is it called when two birds kiss?

How do birds learn to fly?

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

Whats the funniest type of bird?

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

What kind of bird opens doors?

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

What do birds say on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

What is the definition of Robin?

What kind of bird can write?

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

Why did the bird get a ticket?

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

What birds are found in Portugal?

What bank do birds open accounts with?

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Where do birds meet for coffee?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What's that diving?