A chicken
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.
Because there's more birds in it.
Party fowl.
Squackhili
A Bird.
Duck.
Cheap cheap!
Toucan.
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
A millennial falcon.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Fowl ball.
A bird of prey.
Tweetment!
Tequila Mockingbird.
Toucan
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
They ostrich-sized him
It chickened out.
He had to parrot.
Bagles
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Because they are already "in the skies".
Their bills are over dew
A bird of pray.
Owl
Toucan play at that game!
On duck tape!
Triangull
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
A Crane.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Birds of Pray
Its to far to walk.
Tweet!
So he could flip the bird
Rustled Crow
Tweets.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
A Peck.
They just wing it.
A Si-gull
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
An alter eagle!
Flappaccinos.
A kiwi!
Roast turkey!
A bird that talks in morse code!
A bird can fly.
Trick-or-tweet!
A Doberman fincher!
A bird who steals!
A penguin.
Wing Chun
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
It broke the law of gravity!
Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...
Portu-geese!
The one with the most branches!
Toucan play at this game.
In a nest-cafe!
Jail-birds!
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A falcon genius.
A bird that lays down!
When it goes cheep!
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
Two Birds!
It was a bird of pray
Khakaws!
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Robber ducks!
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Tweethearts!
I have Grey Poupon me
Because they have bills.
Birds of prey!
A mynah bird!
A battery hen!
A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Just look at that bird!
Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.
Because they were SWAN enemies.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
A crane
In the stork market!
Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
With it's sparrowchute!
A ball-point Penguin!
Talontless.
They prey on you!
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Tweetment.
The swine flu.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
