A chicken
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.
Because there's more birds in it.
Party fowl.
Squackhili
A Bird.
Duck.
Cheap cheap!
Toucan.
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
A millennial falcon.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Fowl ball.
A bird of prey.
Tweetment!
Tequila Mockingbird.
Toucan
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
They ostrich-sized him
It chickened out.
He had to parrot.
Bagles
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Because they are already "in the skies".
Their bills are over dew
A bird of pray.
Owl
Toucan play at that game!
On duck tape!
Triangull
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
A Crane.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Birds of Pray
Its to far to walk.
Tweet!
So he could flip the bird
Tweets.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
A Peck.
They just wing it.
A Si-gull
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
An alter eagle!
Flappaccinos.
A kiwi!
Roast turkey!
A bird that talks in morse code!
A bird can fly.
Trick-or-tweet!
A Doberman fincher!
A bird who steals!
A penguin.
Wing Chun
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
It broke the law of gravity!
Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...
Portu-geese!
The one with the most branches!
Toucan play at this game.
In a nest-cafe!
Jail-birds!
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A bird that lays down!
When it goes cheep!
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
Two Birds!
It was a bird of pray
Khakaws!
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Robber ducks!
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Tweethearts!
I have Grey Poupon me
Because they have bills.
Birds of prey!
A mynah bird!
A battery hen!
A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Just look at that bird!
Because they were SWAN enemies.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
A crane
In the stork market!
Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
With it's sparrowchute!
A ball-point Penguin!
A fowl!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Vel-crows
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Russell.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
Punjabi-ng.
PUNCH!
The coming of the Lord.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Whoa did you hear that?
Nothing, they might hear you
One's a pro, and one's a con.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
