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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her