What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.