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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.