Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!