What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice