Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)