Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham