Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab