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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.