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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.