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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk