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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.