Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.