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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.