Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.