Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.