You gotta catch Jamal
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
Because they Pikachu
Zikachu.
Pokemon Go!
An increase in battery cases.
Both give you a good chance of catching something
Pokemon Go always goes down on me
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Because he might peek at chu.
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Self-Destruct
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because it may Pikachu.
You Pokémon
NEINtales
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
They might Pikachu.
You Pokémon.
Wartortellini!
Abra!
Because they'll Pikachu
It might Pikachu.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
The Exeggution!
He takes a Pikachu teeth.
Because he fainted.
A poke-mon!
Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.
Pokemon
A Rastafarian Proctologist
So they can Pikachu
Rattata.
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"
Because they might Pikachu!
It will tell you.
Because it might Pikachu.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Lucardio!
Vaporeon
Pikachoo
A Pi-cashew
Pik-a-choo.
He might Pikachu.
It's bells sprout.
Where did my Pokemon Go
He might Peek at Chu!
They can only learn 4 moves.
Paras
The New York Mankeys!
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Because he might Pikachu!
A Pikachoochoo.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Red
Zikachu
Any black Pokemon, really.
Rattata
The 'mons of Venus.
You Pokémon!
Freezing.
Waba Fett
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Peek-a-chu!
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
You Pokemon
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Because then they'd be two tired
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Banned from the petting zoo...
Voat manipulation.
Lemon
High ground
Computer chips.
With an ethernet!
To catch her false teeth.
My zipper
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Show your work.
