Pokemon Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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