Pokemon Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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Malaria Jokes More Malaria Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.