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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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Incommunicado

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I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.