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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Theme Song Jokes More Theme Song Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.