Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white