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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!