How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!