How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.