Because it was A Minor.
My record is 21 years.
Tequila Mockingbird!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Mutton-schnapps.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Change the drinking age to 25
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Red Red Wine!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
AA, Eh
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Invite two of them.
Bill Murray.
Hydra-Gin
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
6
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Booze Clues.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Alcohol
Nonanol.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Tequila mockingbird
He gets mourning wood.
You're dead to me
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
In the L Ron cupboard.
On their RRRRRRR drive.
The noise gave her a headache.
MC Hammer and Sickle.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
He was de-stable-ized.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
A Minor
A minor.
Because it's a FAST food!
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
