Because it was A Minor.
My record is 21 years.
Tequila Mockingbird!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Mutton-schnapps.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Change the drinking age to 25
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Red Red Wine!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
AA, Eh
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Invite two of them.
Bill Murray.
Hydra-Gin
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
6
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Booze Clues.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Alcohol
Nonanol.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Tequila mockingbird
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
He denied Jesus 3 times
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
Mourning Wood
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Because they never drink alone.
I forget
They both like to crack open a cold one
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
Because you never forget!
You're dead to me
He "came" a lot.
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
