Because it was A Minor.
My record is 21 years.
Tequila Mockingbird!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Mutton-schnapps.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Change the drinking age to 25
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Red Red Wine!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
AA, Eh
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Invite two of them.
Bill Murray.
Hydra-Gin
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
6
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Booze Clues.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Alcohol
Nonanol.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Tequila mockingbird
A counter reformation.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
Mourning wood.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Gt- () An investigator
Jehovah's citruses.
A fedoration.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Police Brutality
Hi dad!
