Because it was A Minor.
My record is 21 years.
Tequila Mockingbird!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Mutton-schnapps.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Change the drinking age to 25
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Red Red Wine!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
AA, Eh
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Invite two of them.
Bill Murray.
Hydra-Gin
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
6
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Booze Clues.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Alcohol
Nonanol.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Tequila mockingbird
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
A BOOick.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
It was done in A minor.
A minor.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Both think the shorter the better.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
So you can tell it apart from urine
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
They would steal all the boos.
