Because it was A Minor.
My record is 21 years.
Tequila Mockingbird!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Mutton-schnapps.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Change the drinking age to 25
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Red Red Wine!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
AA, Eh
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Invite two of them.
Bill Murray.
Hydra-Gin
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
6
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Booze Clues.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Alcohol
Nonanol.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Tequila mockingbird
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Society.
Ransom notes.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
When you're buying salt.
7 tees, 30 eggs
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
