What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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All that was left was de brie.

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He got the cold shoulder.

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Bill Murray.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Tequila Mockingbird.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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A steel

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway