What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)