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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird