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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

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What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What's your view on lesbians?

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.