What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.