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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

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Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Lesbian Relationship Jokes More Lesbian Relationship Jokes

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!