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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

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Everywhere.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

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A lot of crackling on the line!

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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The elevator can raise a child.