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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.