View Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Good View Jokes More Good View Jokes

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Picket Fence Jokes More Picket Fence Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.