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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

How do you view lesbian relationships?

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump