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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.