View Jokes

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Paranormal Jokes More Paranormal Jokes

What do you call two ordinary ghosts?

Paranormals.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo