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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!