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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!