Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs