Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!