Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.