Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!