Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.