Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Vincent Van Gogh Jokes More Vincent Van Gogh Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.