Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Mine's "silence".

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.