Lamb Jokes

Arak of lamb

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The silence of the lambs

A lamb, duh!

They love to gambol.

A Lamb-orghini!

A rack of lamb

Oh 'ewe' know!

A radical mooselamb

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Look, Ma! No hands!

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Because dey go baa...

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Ronald MacAardvark!

The fact you love it.

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

When it's a baby elephant!

A rack of lamb

I'll re-rack.

Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Why does ISIS like sheep?

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Why do lambs go to casinos?

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

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