What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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