What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)