What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Sq...

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What is 17x19?

36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)