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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)