Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!