Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit