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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Koalification Jokes More Koalification Jokes

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!