Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Koalification Jokes More Koalification Jokes

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!