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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.