What strengths do you bring to the job?

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

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Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now