What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now