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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now