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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl