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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!