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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!