How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!