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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.