How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.