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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food