What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!