Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.