Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

Picard Jokes More Picard Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!