Chinese Food Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

Chinese Woman Jokes More Chinese Woman Jokes

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.