Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on