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Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do you call two Korean lovers?

Seoulmates

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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