There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Hola.
After the last dog they just ate.
Food.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
When they wake up every morning.
Racism has many faces
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
They vote
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Chinatown
A flap in the face.
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A 2nd born.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh
Because it's 92.96 million miles away.
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
The 4/10 cookie
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Don't worry he'll let you know
May the force e-with you.
E-t.
Me.
The energy bill...
