Chinese People Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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Yello?

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Mellow.

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Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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He was a fungi.

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They log on

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Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Egyptian dummies.

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Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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