Chinese People Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

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Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.