There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Hola.
After the last dog they just ate.
Food.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
When they wake up every morning.
Racism has many faces
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
They vote
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Chinatown
Mr. Do Ping
A cow.
It's meow-sic to their ears!
Because everyone has a little good in them
As developing children their knee grows.
He had lost a deer friend
A somber-ero.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
Lmao Zedong
LMao Zedong
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.