There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Hola.
After the last dog they just ate.
Food.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
When they wake up every morning.
Racism has many faces
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
They vote
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Chinatown
We Three Kims
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
A condescending con descending.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Fly Curious.
Roast turkey!
They only had two cars.
There was bad beef between them
The e-quator.
The Site-anic.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Because seven "ate" nine.
The food!
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
A 2nd born.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
