Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
None, they prefer Natural Light
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Honey, why the wrong face
I can't bereave it!
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Chinatown
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
It's counterproductive