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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.