April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Previous Random Joke Next
Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Richard Jokes More Richard Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!