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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.