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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!