Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!