Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!