Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.