Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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