Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Cincinnati Jokes More Cincinnati Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice