Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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