Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.