Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.